Robot 6: Frank Miller joins Dave Sim in the category of comics creators I will never, ever support with another penny or word of praise again in my life

This guy is a stupid, hateful bigot and I am finished with him.  Nobody calls the brave young men and women strong enough to fight for their fair representation and way of life in a world increasingly dominated by a wicked and feckless monied class “pond scum” and “rapists,” ridiculous and baseless things to say, of course, and gets to enjoy my support.  I gladly retract anything nice I’ve ever said about this simple-minded and venomous jerk, which, sadly, is quite a bit; this blog is full of my recommending his work and I’m embarrassed by that now.  Oh, well.  The comics community has given Miller chance after chance, enduring stupider and worse work, narrow-minded and lacking any redeeming qualities, for fifteen years now (if you enjoy the distinction of never having read The Dark Knight Strikes Again or 300 or Holy Terror, your life is that much more sophisticated and compassionate for it) so here’s the straw that broke the proverbial camel’s back.  One can’t insult the intelligence and dignity of his readership forever and he’s wasted all his Daredevil/Batman/Sin City goodwill away.  

Fuck you, Frank.


pictured above: Lou Barlow
If you have a Netflix account and like good music, I heartily recommend Live In The Middle East.  Saying Dinosaur Jr is a great live band is a tremendous understatement.  Saying that they so thoroughly bring everything loud, exciting and correct about rock music that they’ll make you want to quit your band in shame is probably more accurate.  And their two post-reunion albums (Beyond and Farm) are both outstanding to an almost surprising degree.

pictured above: Lou Barlow

If you have a Netflix account and like good music, I heartily recommend Live In The Middle East.  Saying Dinosaur Jr is a great live band is a tremendous understatement.  Saying that they so thoroughly bring everything loud, exciting and correct about rock music that they’ll make you want to quit your band in shame is probably more accurate.  And their two post-reunion albums (Beyond and Farm) are both outstanding to an almost surprising degree.


The Office since Steve Carell left is history’s greatest disappointment

Not hyperbole.  I can’t think of a show that’s gone off the rails so completely.  There have been times in the past when I quit watching, only to come back later and catch up on the episodes I missed… times when I suspected shark jump but, no, it’s never really been anything less than funny.  NOW, though… the shark jump is almost undeniable.

It’s just rudderless.  It seems like the writers are struggling to find a distinctive tone, as there’s no one central dynamic that the stories can revolve around.  In the past, it’s always been about Michael not getting it (where “it” means anything) and I think that honestly worked for the entire seven year stretch that Steve Carell was on the show.  All other comedic elements revolved around Michael… he was a pretty safe fulcrum to rest the entire show upon.  The last season ended with them not entirely sure who they wanted to act as as that anchor and then kind of deciding on the Andy character but he’s just kind of awkward/amusing rather than laugh-out-loud funny and also kind of deciding on the new James Spader character, who is possibly the LEAST affable fictional character short of a Bret Easton Ellis novel.  Truly, he’s like something that crawled out of your nightmares… I don’t know how someone could think he’s watchable, much less a central character among this particular cast.  (Some comedies, your Arrested Developments, your It’s Always Sunnys, have a cast that’s hilarious, despite being completely unappealing and awful human beings… The Office cast, on the other hand, has come to be synonymous with charming and knowable.  “Robert California” (why the porn star name?) has an entirely incompatible energy.)

Parks and Rec, on the other hand, keeps getting better and better and more interesting.  It took a while for those characters and their relationships to solidify but it’s firing on all cylinders now.  I hereby proclaim Parks and Rec the new Office and the Office to be DEAD TO ME unless something changes and it magically becomes good again.


My ultimate punk rock mix CD

1. Circle Jerks - “World Up My Ass” 2. Rancid - “Roots Radicals” 3. NOFX - “Linoleum” 4. Black Flag - “Black Coffee” 5. The Germs - “Richie Dagger’s Crime” 6. Anti-Flag - “New Millennium Generation” 7. The Jam - “The Modern World” 8. The White Stripes - “Fell In Love With A Girl” 9. Cock Sparrer - “I Got Your Number” 10. The Sex Pistols - “Pretty Vacant” 11. The Stranglers - “London Lady” 12. Descendents - “Suburban Home” 13. The Misfits - “Last Caress” 14. Buzzcocks - “Ever Fallen In Love?” 15. The Cramps - “Goo Goo Muck” 16. Bikini Kill - “I Like Fucking” 17. The Smiths - “Sweet And Tender Hooligan” 18. Dead Kennedys - “Holiday In Cambodia” 19. The Clash - “London Calling” 20. The Vibrators - “Baby, Baby” 21. The Heartbreakers - “Chinese Rocks” 22. Bad Religion - “Come Join Us” 23. Husker Du - “Don’t Want To Know If You’re Lonely” 24. Patti Smith - “Rock & Roll Nigger” 25. The Ramones - “Blitzkreig Bop” 26. The Hives - “Main Offender” 27. The Damned - “Neat Neat Neat” 28. The New York Dolls - “Personality Crisis” 29. X-Ray Spex - “Cigarettes” 30. Minutemen - “The Glory Of Man” 31. Richard Hell & The Voidoids - “Blank Generation” 32. The Refused - “New Noise”  33.  Violent Femmes - “Blister In The Sun”  34.  Alkaline Trio - “Private Eye”  35.  Sham 69 - “Give Me A Minute”  36.  Stiff Little Fingers - “Gotta Gettaway”

I was supposed to post this over a month ago but I forgot all about it. 


Art by Adi Granov
I re-watched Iron Man 2 and it occurred to me that it’s way better than I gave it credit for last year and also that the Jon Favreau Iron Man movies are about as close to American James Bond films that we have in recent memory.  They manage that near-impossible balance between well-written script, good acting, topical and relevant thematic matter and just a really great time that is so hard to nail among summer blockbuster action movies.  And, like the old James Bond movies, they are too flippant, self-assured and generally cool to take themselves too seriously… I love the strong sense of humor that acts as an undercurrent through both movies without going so far into camp territory you ever feel guilty for watching them.  There are espionage films out there, sure, but they are usually marred by an insistence on verisimilitude that nobody asked for or the notion that a movie has to be ugly and dark and hateful for it to be viewed by grownups.  If you go back and watch the old Connery or Moore 007’s, they have this really tasty mix of self-deprecating humor, intelligence, sex appeal and a plot that has enough gravitas to draw you in without miring you in a pit of black nihilism.  Superficially, they’re basically a list of everything teenagers would want in a film:  fast cars, sexy women, exotic and far-flung locations, men who are not afraid to be BAMF’s and comic book style sci-fi/absurdity/nonsense but that’s OK because those things are fun in movies here and there at any age.  I can’t think of any modern American summer staples that do that that well other than the IM films. 
I’ve heard similar things about First Class but I haven’t seen it yet.  I’m looking forward to it.

Art by Adi Granov

I re-watched Iron Man 2 and it occurred to me that it’s way better than I gave it credit for last year and also that the Jon Favreau Iron Man movies are about as close to American James Bond films that we have in recent memory.  They manage that near-impossible balance between well-written script, good acting, topical and relevant thematic matter and just a really great time that is so hard to nail among summer blockbuster action movies.  And, like the old James Bond movies, they are too flippant, self-assured and generally cool to take themselves too seriously… I love the strong sense of humor that acts as an undercurrent through both movies without going so far into camp territory you ever feel guilty for watching them.  There are espionage films out there, sure, but they are usually marred by an insistence on verisimilitude that nobody asked for or the notion that a movie has to be ugly and dark and hateful for it to be viewed by grownups.  If you go back and watch the old Connery or Moore 007’s, they have this really tasty mix of self-deprecating humor, intelligence, sex appeal and a plot that has enough gravitas to draw you in without miring you in a pit of black nihilism.  Superficially, they’re basically a list of everything teenagers would want in a film:  fast cars, sexy women, exotic and far-flung locations, men who are not afraid to be BAMF’s and comic book style sci-fi/absurdity/nonsense but that’s OK because those things are fun in movies here and there at any age.  I can’t think of any modern American summer staples that do that that well other than the IM films. 

I’ve heard similar things about First Class but I haven’t seen it yet.  I’m looking forward to it.


“The depressing majority of comics seem to be about violence of one sort or another, yet how much violence does the average person have to deal with in their everyday lives? Unless you live in Bogotá or somewhere similar, mostly it’s pretty petty stuff; the odd drunk looking for a fight, the odd crazy shouty person, the odd mad taxi driver, maybe. And I just don’t enjoy violence. I can see that narratively it is often a powerful spike in a story, but I certainly don’t want to dwell on it. I don’t want it in my real life, I don’t find violence entertaining in and of itself, or exciting, or funny. But sex is happily part of most people’s lives, and crosses the mind most days, I would say, even if it’s just watching your partner get out of bed in the morning. All my stories tend to be about things that mean a lot to me and may be fragmented through dream imagery, or metaphorical settings, but basically, my stories are just about the people and places in my life.”
- Dave McKean, via Robot6, on his upcoming work of erotica, Celluloid, as well as making a statement on modern culture and the arts in general (full interview)
Comics Alliance has a review

“The depressing majority of comics seem to be about violence of one sort or another, yet how much violence does the average person have to deal with in their everyday lives? Unless you live in Bogotá or somewhere similar, mostly it’s pretty petty stuff; the odd drunk looking for a fight, the odd crazy shouty person, the odd mad taxi driver, maybe. And I just don’t enjoy violence. I can see that narratively it is often a powerful spike in a story, but I certainly don’t want to dwell on it. I don’t want it in my real life, I don’t find violence entertaining in and of itself, or exciting, or funny. But sex is happily part of most people’s lives, and crosses the mind most days, I would say, even if it’s just watching your partner get out of bed in the morning. All my stories tend to be about things that mean a lot to me and may be fragmented through dream imagery, or metaphorical settings, but basically, my stories are just about the people and places in my life.”

- Dave McKean, via Robot6, on his upcoming work of erotica, Celluloid, as well as making a statement on modern culture and the arts in general (full interview)

Comics Alliance has a review


I have a controversial opinion: James Franco might not be amazing

He’s a good actor, I will give him that.  But everyone who is impressed seems to be blown away because he’s not just an actor but also a writer.  It seems to be his “actor plus” status that is such a draw.  Well, he’s not a very impressive writer.  Neither am I but I recognize one when I read one.  He’s mediocre and Palo Alto is basically just a stringing together of angst-ridden teen cliches.  I have an easy way to determine if I don’t like someone as a writer:  If they would rather up their perceived hipness quotient by divesting their characters of genuine, heartfelt depth and turning them into nihilistic Bret Easton Ellis stereotypes then I don’t like them.  It’s meaningless to do two-dimensional cardboard cutout characters who are hateful and prone to dysfunction.  It’s too easy to trot out gutter-dwelling shock tactics and pretend you’re pushing the envelope… that’s not how you break new ground. It’s faux-edgy and beneath anyone who is more interested in the actual content of their work than in being labeled the next up and coming cool author.  You can fool some of the people some of the time (adolescents being particularly susceptible) but I’ve been there, done that, have the Palahniuk paperbacks to prove it.  I know some in the literary community dig Palo Alto but I don’t give much of the literary community credit, either.  Some of the most disconnected, masturbatory, solipsistic work ever created has been embraced by that lot.  And as for style points, I understand the simple, clipped first-person vernacular and I appreciate it but without a verbal flourish in sight, it gets a bit bland after awhile.

Oh, well.  People in glass houses.  Sorry.


Brett Jackson: The "NOT .99" Method for self-publishing in an iPad-friendly format without being bothered by Apple

I am always more and more interested in digital publishing and less interested in standard-bearer print media so this article is fascinating to me.  I love this kind of DIY, punk rock methodology for publishing on your own without interference from Apple or Amazon, not that there’s anything wrong with those options if you’re OK with their rules.

In brief:  Upload your book in PDF format to Google docs and sell people the link using PayPal.  This creates a situation where your book is readable on iPad or iPhone without being bound by iBookstore’s draconian rules of censorship, DRM-locking and dipping their hands in your profits.  It sounds ghetto but I bet it works.  Very interesting.


NY Mag: James Frey's Fiction Factory

I’m not sure how I missed this story as it’s about a month and a half old but it’s a whopper.

Living shit-stain James Frey, best known as that guy who was blackballed after lying to Oprah and her global audience, intends to capitalize on the popularity of Twilight and Harry Potter by selling fantasy genre fiction with themes of teenage relationships and alienation to YA audiences.  Based on the descriptions, they appear to be heinously cheesy science fiction books about teenagers who are aliens without knowing it, with very obvious movie options and toy merchandising in the planning stage.  But make no mistake, it’s just cynical crap.

He’s not writing them himself, though.  He’ll leave that to younger, up and coming ghost writers who will operate under a pseudyonym and whom he’ll choose based on their ability to churn out fiction novels and willingness to comply with the absolutely deranged terms of his contract.  This is the kind of crass exploitation of emerging writers that makes any creative person cringe.  Writers are used to working for spec and we’re still at a stage where the perceived path to “validity” and “respectability” lies beyond the impenetrable walls of standard-bearer media, so hungry young creative people are desperate to “break in” a desire not lessened by the massive burden of student debt accumulated by spending years getting an MFA from a big-name school.

Have the intelligence to read and understand contracts and have the self-respect to value your own work.  Better yet, have the balls to go your own path because manipulative bastards like this guy are waiting to take advantage of you, knowing you crave “legitimacy” and a paycheck that will enable you to be rid of your day job.

From the article:

“I later spoke to Conrad Rippy, a veteran publishing attorney, who explained that the contract given to me wasn’t a book-packaging contract; it was ‘a collaboration agreement without there being any collaboration.’ He said he had never seen a contract like this in his sixteen years of negotiation. ‘It’s an agreement that says, “You’re going to write for me. I’m going to own it. I may or may not give you credit. If there is more than one book in the series, you are on the hook to write those too, for the exact same terms, but I don’t have to use you. In exchange for this, I’m going to pay you 40 percent of some amount you can’t verify—there’s no audit provision—and after the deduction of a whole bunch of expenses.”’ He described it as a Hollywood-style work-for-hire contract grafted onto the publishing industry—’although Hollywood writers in a work-for-hire contract are usually paid more than $250.’”

And also:

“[Frey’s production company] Full Fathom Five has shrouded itself in a degree of secrecy unusual in the publishing world, and Frey declined to participate in this story. But the company continues to sign up more writers—there are now 28, not only students from M.F.A. programs but also magazine editors on both coasts and established novelists. On September 30, an e-mail went out to students of the New School about available jobs. ‘Full Fathom Five, the New York–based best-selling book-packaging-, film-, and TV-production company, is currently seeking young writers to take on book assignments, in particular, creative-writing M.F.A. students or graduates in the New York City area.’”


Josh Blaylock: Professional Artists From Any Medium - Save Thousands On Taxes

Hey, freelance creative people, are you sick of how corporations are given tax breaks that individuals aren’t?  You should become your own corporation!

I don’t know how legal/feasible/legit this really is (I have half a mind to ask my mom, who works for the IRS) but it’s a really interesting article. 

Amusing quote:  “And by the way, the Supreme Court ruled recently that corporations now have the rights of citizens, which is ironic since apparently human citizens don’t have the tax benefits of corporations, so go get a corporation so that you can enjoy the maximum rights of American Citizenship.”


ComicsAlliance.com: Mark Waid Goes Deep On Digital And The Future Of Comics

Paper comics have probably never been in a worse place, the direct-distributed market shrinking even as it was a niche market to start with, with prices rising, fans leaving, stores closing, and the readers who remain representing an ever-narrowing contingent of obsessive superhero fans whose tastes rarely broaden beyond DC and Marvel continuity books.  I personally don’t care to waste good money on comics on a regular basis and I’m not alone.  I think the writing’s been on the wall for years but this year has really been shit and we’re now too far beyond the point of no return to ignore it.  While there are no sure bets, the digital marketplace might offer some answers as it is a potential means to bypass the problems of the current market and shape a new industry based in more creative content and a fresher, larger global fanbase.  Mark Waid gets this.  Everything he says is dead on the money and I’m so, so glad there’s someone saying what he is because he speaks the truth and his words will prove prescient.  I look forward to abandoning the comics industry as it is now and seeing what happens in the future… worst case scenario, it’ll just be a pale, digital imitation of the shitty comic book store you don’t want to go to now (which is what we’re seeing initially, unfortunately) and best case scenario, new medium means new everything and I’m thrilled for that.  If you dig comics, read this interview.

Also in geekery:

Guardian.co.uk:  Sam Leith talks about Grant Morrison and The Invisibles

The Comics Reporter:  Tom Spurgeon looks back at some of his favorite titles produced by the last forward-thinking and innovative publisher of superhero/adventure comics in the print era, WildStorm.  (That’s a hell of an epitaph… also, how many people have to love Casey and Wood’s Automatic Kafka before we get a re-release?)

Bleeding Cool:  DC makes it hard for indie creators to collect royalties on sales of collected editions through book stores, which ought to (rightfully) make Vertigo a very unpopular place for up and coming talent.  This is especially difficult because anyone creating a comic for Vertigo is probably doing it with the book store market in mind and they shouldn’t be hampered by the awful tastes of the periodical floppy crowd.  Also, Bob Harras is evidently being given more editorial control over the imprint and Karen Berger less.  Wow, that blows.


Conjunctions: 45 Calibrations of Raymond Chandler

Originally published in Conjunctions, Bard College’s acclaimed literary journal, Peter Straub gives 45 interesting facts that offer perspective on the life and person of Raymond Chandler:

1. Not long before his death, he wrote, “I have lived my life on the edge of nothing.”

2. Those who may speak honestly of the ambiguous but striking privileges granted by a life conducted on the edge of nothing tend to have in common that they have been faced early on with certain kinds of decisively formative experiences. Although it is never mentioned in considerations of his work, when he was six years old and living with his divorced mother in Nebraska, his alcoholic father, already more an absence than a presence, one day disappeared entirely. Also never mentioned is that in 1918 he was sent into trench warfare as a twenty-year-old sergeant in the Canadian Army and several times led his platoon into direct machine-gun fire. After that, he said later, “nothing is ever the same again.”

3. He had no interest in either conventional mysteries or the people who read them.

4. He said: “My theory was that readers just thought that they cared about nothing but the action; that really although they didn’t know it, they cared very little about the action. The thing they really cared about, and that I cared about, was the creation of emotion through dialogue and description.”

5. His models were Dumas, Dickens, Flaubert, James and Conrad.

6. He once named a cop Hemingway for his habit of saying the same thing over and over again until you started to think that it had to be pretty good.

7. He could never understand why Americans were incapable of seeing the humor in his work.

8. Shortly after moving to a house outside Palm Springs, he wrote his publisher, Alfred Knopf, “This place bores me.”

9. Raymond Chandler did not relish surprises.

10. He did not like looking at the ocean because it had too much water and too many drowned men in it.

11. In a sour moment, he wrote Knopf that he was going to write “one of those books where everyone goes for nice long walks.”

12. Late at night, finished with work but unwilling to leave the typewriter, he wrote hundreds of extremely long letters, many of them to people he had never met.

13. Hollywood made him bilious, but he loved film.

14. In his notes for The Blue Dahlia, he said homicide detectives could “be very pleasant or very unpleasant almost without change of expression.”

15. He was exasperated by people who told him they so admired his books that they wished he would write one without any murders in it.

16. He actually wrote his English publisher a letter containing the sentence, “Don’t think I worry about money, because I don’t.”

17. He was astonished to be informed that another mystery writer, one distinguished chiefly by his ingenuity, did not enjoy the act of writing. Instantly, it explained to him why he had never been able to read the man’s books. Still reeling, he wrote a friend, “The actual writing is what you live for.”

18. Throughout his life, he endured a spectacular, even brutal, loneliness.

19. Sometimes in restaurants he was so funny that the people at adjoining tables stopped talking to listen to what he was saying.

20. When J.B. Priestly, author of Angel Pavement and Festival at Farbridge, came to California and held a dinner party in his honor, he failed to appear. It had never occurred to him that his presence might be any more crucial than anyone else’s.

21. Upon discovering that it had been, he apologized but did not feel guilty or embarrassed.

22. Neither did he feel guilty or embarrassed when the news of his botched suicide attempt—the bullet did considerable damage to the bathroom but none to the drunken widower of two months holding the gun—appeared in newspapers all over the country. Some of the letters he received as a result of the publicity struck him as incredibly silly.

23. He understood that he was both romantic and sentimental.

24. After his first four books, he thought Philip Marlowe was romantic and sentimental, too, and decided that on the whole Marlowe was probably too good to be satisfied with working as a private detective.

25. He almost always knew what he was doing, even while making serious mistakes.

26. The year after his wife died, he was ejected from the Connaught Hotel for having a woman in his room, whereupon he moved to the Ritz.

27. He was unfailingly generous to young writers.

28. He wrote, “Plausibility is largely a matter of style.” Later in the same essay, he added, “It takes an awful lot of technique to compensate for a dull style, although it has been done, especially in England.”

29. He never won an award. He never networked or traded one favor for another. These things would have appalled him. Had he been offered the Nobel Prize, he would have turned it down because (1) acceptance would involve going to Sweden, dressing up in a tuxedo and giving a speech, and (2) the Nobel Prize had been given to so many second-rate writers that the effort involved in Point One far exceeded its distinction.

30. While a guest in the Stephen Spender household, he imagined that he would soon marry his host’s wife, Natasha Spender.

31. He was ripely endowed with the capacities for both love and scorn, sometimes for the same thing. One reason he liked Los Angeles was that he thought it had the personality of a paper cup.

32. Near the end of his life, he consented to become the president of the Mystery Writers of America, although instead of voting for himself he had thrown out his ballot.

33. He died alone at the Scripps Clinic in La Jolla, California. Seventeen people attended the funeral. They were made up of local acquaintances who had not known him well enough to be called friends, representatives of the local MWA chapter and a fanatical collector of mystery first editions named Ned Guymon.

34. He invented a first-person voice remarkable for its sharpness and accuracy of observation, its attention to musical cadence, purity of syntax and unobtrusive rightness of word order, a metaphorical richness often consciously self-parodic, its finely adjusted speed of movement, sureness of touch and its capacity to remain internally consistent and true to itself over a great emotional range. This voice proved to be unimaginably influential during his lifetime and continues to be so now. Real earned authority sometimes has that effect. (While drinking himself to death in the year of Chandler’s own death, 1959, the tenor saxophonist Lester Young could look out of his window at the Alvin Hotel to observe the progress of his numerous clones down Broadway to Birdland, where, unlike him, they had gigs. Young said to a friend, “The other ladies, my imitators, are making the money!”)

35. None of his imitators, not even the most accomplished, ever came close to surpassing or even matching him.

36. He wrote his English agent, Helga Green, that “to accept a mediocre form and make literature out of it is something of an accomplishment…. We are not always nice people, but essentially we have an ideal that transcends ourselves.”

37. Chandler devoted his working life to the demonstration of a principle that should be obvious, that genre writing declares itself first as writing and only secondarily as generic. Because this principle was not always obvious even to himself, he felt defensive about being a mystery writer.

38. He wrote an English girlfriend that “my wife and I just seemed to melt into each other’s hearts without the need of words.”

39. “The things that last … come from deeper levels of a writer’s being, and the particular form used to frame them has very little to do with their value,” he wrote Helga Green.

40. He got better as he went along. Every writer presently alive wishes to do the same.

41. Okay. Playback, his last book, really was pretty bad. On the other hand, after it he began a book in which Palm Springs was renamed “Poodle Springs.”

42. He once described his character as “an unbecoming mixture of outer diffidence and inward arrogance.”

43. He wrote Helga Green’s father, Maurice Guinness, that “… when a writer writes a book, he takes nothing from anyone. He adds to what exists…. There is never enough good writing to go around.”

44. He never complained about his endless torment.

45. Writing to Lucky Luciano in preparation for an interview never published, he said, “I suppose we are both sinners in the sight of the Lord.”

(SOURCE)

I am always fascinated by Chandler.  Of the famous authors of twentieth century hardboiled fiction, he was the one with the strongest literary bend and the most serious literary ambitions, his gift for words bordering on poetry and his focus on theme and characterization distinguishing him.  He usually gets lumped in with the muscular, workmanlike prose of Spillane or the hateful nihilism of Thompson but he was miles beyond those guys.  He had a romantic streak and a gift for language that defines genre fiction for me, anyway.  He was something of an odd character and I’m interested in his life and personality and general outlook, as well. 


first thought, best thought and Clint Eastwood

I’m always fascinated with how Kerouac’s “first thought, best thought” manifesto applies to various artforms and disciplines and I noticed while watching the DVD of bonus material for Eastwood’s Million Dollar Baby that everyone who works with him talks about his nearly zen methods for mining pure instinct and achieving amazing results that lack the belabored heavy hand of over-intellectualism and pretension.

“While I was on the phone with him, I said ‘Listen, while we’re talking about writing, you understand that what you have in your hands in my first draft so we should get together and talk about your notes and your thoughts and the way you want to approach the movie’ and he said ‘No, the script’s good.’  So he shot my first draft.  Which just doesn’t happen in this town.  Hell, I wouldn’t have shot my first draft if I was directing this thing.  But he liked it and that’s the way Clint approaches a lot of what he does and you see it carried over into the acting.  He has a vision for this movie that he wants to do but he really wants to see what others bring to that.  With the actors, he does one and two takes because he wants to see what they INITIALLY bring.  And I guess it’s the same thing with the writing.  He liked what I wrote.  It was ragged and it wasn’t perfect and he liked the mistakes that were in there.”

- screenwriter Paul Haggis

“When we were first talking about how many days he wanted to shoot, I was stunned.  Because I know you CAN do that but it’s usually ME arguing for it.  The first day, the crew call was 10 o’clock and it said shoot call at 10:15.  Well, you don’t ever see that on a call sheet, it doesn’t make any sense.  I got there at 9:30, Clint was there, we had a little breakfast, the whole place was buzzing, everything was basically set up, we got the first shot at 10:03 and we moved the camera at 10:08.  So I said ‘Well, this is going to be different.’  He’s completely confident.  He edits in his head so he knows what he needs.  And he never keeps making the actors…. often, directors say ‘That’s perfect, do it again’ Well, what should they do it until they get it wrong?  What are we doing?  Clint doesn’t do that.  It’s because he’s confident and he has a great deal of experience that he knows what he has.  Also, he has no pretentiousness about him.  None.  There’s not a little drop of it in him.  And many directors are pretentious.  They WANT to cause a great deal of anxiety and concern, which makes them feel bigger.  Clint is very comfortable with who he is and he doesn’t need that.  We did the film in 38 days but 5 of those were half-days.  And not a minute of overtime.  Never.  You’ve never seen anything like that.  It was beautiful.  It was like a cool jazz musician at the top of his game.”

- producer Tom Rosenberg

James Lipton:  Did you work with Haggis at all on the screenplay?

Clint Eastwood:  Ya know, a little bit.  We talked briefly.  I hadn’t met him [prior] but we did sit down and have a meeting and I told him I liked the screenplay and he said ‘Well, whatever you want to do… What do you want to do to it?  Do you want to do a rewrite?’  And I said ‘You know I don’t think I want to do a rewrite.’”

Lipton [to Morgan Freeman]:  Have you ever had an experience, on any other film, where it was all white pages?  No pink, no yellow, no blue, no fifth revisions?

Morgan Freeman:  Uhh…

Lipton:  Ever?

Freeman:  Yeah, once… [points to Eastwood]

Lipton:  With Clint?  Of course, but with any other director?

Freeman:  No.

Lipton:  It doesn’t exist


Stephen Gammell illustrated your darkest childhood nightmares

If you’re anything like me, Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark was the most terrifying thing available from your elementary school library.  I’ve often tried describing these books to people as an adult but words fail to fully convey how thoroughly creepy the artwork by Stephen Gammell truly is.  The stories by Alvin Schwartz are no small shakes but the illustrations define these books and have made them perennial Halloween favorites and also challenged by hand-wringing parents organizations (both good things).  The artwork is inky and sinewy, with human features exaggerated as if in a dream state.  It’s just nightmare inducing and I mean that in the best way possible. 


Bad Lieutenant:  Port Of Call New Orleans dir. Werner Herzog
Netflix told me I’d like this so I gave it a try based on strong critical reception.  Nicolas Cage cast as the central character doesn’t usually inspire my confidence in a movie, as he’s often one of the most graceless and ham-fisted actors on the planet, chewing through the scenery of films that were poorly conceived to begin with.  And this is true of 99.999% of the movies he’s in, with a slightly worse track record than Ben Affleck circa the early 00’s.  In fact, I’m probably more likely to spend the duration of the flick doubled over with laughter than rapt with intrigue if Cage is starring but this movie is the exception. 
This is an adroitly scripted and directed crime drama that uses its exceptionally dark subject matter as leverage, compelling you to continue watching just HOPING for some kind of redemption.  Instead of just attempting to gross you out or, worse yet, cheerily reveling in the baser aspects of the human condition, it scrapes the bottom of the barrel earnestly, with a human heart beating underneath all the filth.  It’s not a pleasant movie… probably one of the least pleasant movies I’ve seen… but it demands attention and latches onto something inside you.  It’s ballsy and confident filmmaking.  I don’t want to make it sound like Nicolas Cage is subtle or refined in this movie.  He’s not and he doesn’t have that in him but he does “guy slowly going insane” remarkably well.  Go figure.
I once said that I miss movies being shot on-location, in American cities, out in the streets so I have to give this film props for that alone.  You don’t need to read the credits to see and feel that this was shot in post-Katrina New Orleans because it exudes poverty and disrepair and desperation through every frame.  That feeling of setting can’t be faked through image manipulation or trick-shooting or anything of the like.  For that reason, and also because the script is air-tight up until the last third of the movie, this film reminded me a bit of The Wire.  It’s not as true to real life as that show was but there’s a similarity in terms of ambiance and pacing.
Somewhat off-topic:  Patton Oswalt once joked that the best movie title in history is Texas Chainsaw Massacre because it conveyed the entire film in three words.  I am forever amused by movies that can succinctly sum up the full premise of the flick in the title.  I would have to add Bad Lieutenant to that list, as well.

Bad Lieutenant:  Port Of Call New Orleans dir. Werner Herzog

Netflix told me I’d like this so I gave it a try based on strong critical reception.  Nicolas Cage cast as the central character doesn’t usually inspire my confidence in a movie, as he’s often one of the most graceless and ham-fisted actors on the planet, chewing through the scenery of films that were poorly conceived to begin with.  And this is true of 99.999% of the movies he’s in, with a slightly worse track record than Ben Affleck circa the early 00’s.  In fact, I’m probably more likely to spend the duration of the flick doubled over with laughter than rapt with intrigue if Cage is starring but this movie is the exception. 

This is an adroitly scripted and directed crime drama that uses its exceptionally dark subject matter as leverage, compelling you to continue watching just HOPING for some kind of redemption.  Instead of just attempting to gross you out or, worse yet, cheerily reveling in the baser aspects of the human condition, it scrapes the bottom of the barrel earnestly, with a human heart beating underneath all the filth.  It’s not a pleasant movie… probably one of the least pleasant movies I’ve seen… but it demands attention and latches onto something inside you.  It’s ballsy and confident filmmaking.  I don’t want to make it sound like Nicolas Cage is subtle or refined in this movie.  He’s not and he doesn’t have that in him but he does “guy slowly going insane” remarkably well.  Go figure.

I once said that I miss movies being shot on-location, in American cities, out in the streets so I have to give this film props for that alone.  You don’t need to read the credits to see and feel that this was shot in post-Katrina New Orleans because it exudes poverty and disrepair and desperation through every frame.  That feeling of setting can’t be faked through image manipulation or trick-shooting or anything of the like.  For that reason, and also because the script is air-tight up until the last third of the movie, this film reminded me a bit of The Wire.  It’s not as true to real life as that show was but there’s a similarity in terms of ambiance and pacing.

Somewhat off-topic:  Patton Oswalt once joked that the best movie title in history is Texas Chainsaw Massacre because it conveyed the entire film in three words.  I am forever amused by movies that can succinctly sum up the full premise of the flick in the title.  I would have to add Bad Lieutenant to that list, as well.