PRS
Rock represents brute force. That’s why boneheads always choose it.
Paper is the thinking man’s option. Paper is the stealth attack and the stealth attack always wins.
Scissors? Nobody picks Scissors. Scissors are like Ralph Nader, nobody gives a damn, they’re just there to fuck things up for Paper.
There are only two kinds of people in the world, Rock People (who believe will power will defeat logic) and Paper People (who know that even a seemingly weak front can betray true strength).
Be a Paper Person.