Meme.
butterflyeffect:[via: jazzhun]
1. Ten years ago I was:
Listening to Pennywise and Lagwagon CD’s and learning how to be comfortable in the presence of girls.
2. Five things on today’s to do list:
Pick up and pay for my car following vehicle inspection.
Balance checkbook and figure out where I’ll be after car repairs.
Catch up on sleep.
Visit B&N.
Peruse vegetarian recipes I have lying around and decide if I want to try something different thiscoming week.
(Saturdays and Sundays are the only two days I’m allowed to relax… don’t call me lazy.)
3. Things I’d do if I were a billionaire:
Get the hell out of Pennsylvania, donate money to worthy humanitarian causes/peace efforts, donate money to animal rights/anti-cruelty causes, travel a lot and study art music and culture, buy my own plane and learn how to fly, live comfortably for life.
Lastly, I’d buy the FOX News network and make rainbow-colored clown wigs part of my new mandatory dress code for all on-air personalities. Another new policy: all editorial content remains exactly the same but journalists must shout “I’M MADE OF EVIL!!” once every five minutes. If they want to keep their jobs, they’ll live with my new policies. I’m a tough but fair boss.
4. Three bad habits:
Arriving to work approx. five to ten minutes late on a frequent basis.
Not cleaning up the clutter in my bedroom.
Generally being TOO awesome and therefore making others feel less awesome by comparison. I’m sorry.
5. Five places I’ve lived:
Emptyville, Nothingtown, Boringburg, St. Saddington, and Cape Drab.
6. Six jobs I’ve had in my life:
Obligatory fast-food job in high school, book store clerk (actually my favorite), billing and freight clerk for trucking company, sales and marketing.
Plus, a bunch of temp jobs: storeroom clerk in a hospital, machine operator in local factory, inventory.
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