We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
Professor Robert Wilensky (via retropolitics)
Dear Professor Robert Wilensky:
Go and fuck yourself, asshole.
Love,
Us “monkeys” on the fucking Internet
(via inothernews)
Yeah, that’s a pretentious, douchebag thing to say even for a college professor, which is saying something.
The thing these pedants need to understand is that SHAKESPEARE ALREADY WROTE THE WORKS OF SHAKESPEARE and that we really don’t need to go back. Mankind’s artistic endeavors are all about change and maybe we’ve just shifted into a new paradigm. Maybe new media is acting as a mechanism through which the classics of tomorrow are being written… seems unlikely but you need to keep an open mind.
Remember, kids. Nothing pisses off the pedants of the world more than egalitarianism! If you have your voice and you disagree with them, you’re stupid already!
